Saturday, December 20, 2014

10 Signs You're Having A Coal Region Christmas

1) You have at least 3 bottles (or one large jug) of boilo in your home
2) Kielbasa, Pierogies, and Guers are part of your Christmas dinner
3) Coal is in your stocking, and you are happy about that
4) You've shopped at a Yuengling store this Christmas
5) You've recalled at least one story where someone crashed into the borough's Christmas tree many years ago
6) You've had your fill of flitch
7) When you think of Egg Nog, You think of Guer's Egg Nog
8) You've spent at least 2 hours sitting in traffic to get into Christmas Village
9) Your home smells like sauerkraut on New Year's Day
10) Shopping on Christmas Eve involves a trip "upda" mall and to Wal-Mart.