- I wanna wash my hands, my face, my hair with snow.
- If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
- Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nitwit. But if your tastes are like mine; and like cider not wine, then your very favorite thing to do
- Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see.
- Strange, isn't it? Each man's life touches so many other lives. When he isn't around he leaves an awful hole, doesn't he?
- I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.
- The best way to spread Christmas Cheer, is singing loud for all to hear.
- Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.
- What if Christmas, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!
- Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Governent, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus.
is get a pretty girl dancing to jugband music, and a mess of mama’s barbecue.